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Kulungile ke bhuti hayi kakhulu. Usisi mkhulu, nguye ibhombu ngokweparameters. Umfo, kwelinye icala, ubuthathaka. Wayibukela, kodwa hayi ngolonwabo. Unokuthi ndijonge, ndaphinda ndaphinda ndaphinda ndaqhama lonke ixesha. Kwakungekho nto yakubona. Kwakungekho nto yokuqala. Ubuncinci ubume boqobo besiza kufakwa. Ngokubanzi, iyadika kwaye ayinomdla! Ingcebiso ukuba ungabukeli, uchitha ixesha lakho.
Umdlali weqonga omhle.
Umzimba oqhelekileyo
I-fucking hilarious ekugqibeleni.
Kaloku, ekubeni engenamyeni, unyana wakhe wesibini uza kuba nayo. Ayingowakhe unyana kunjalo, kwaye banguyise omnye, ngoko ke bekungayi kubalwa njengokukopela. Igqibelele.
Ngokuhlwa okanye nge
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
Ndingathi ngumdlali odlalayo.